Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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