Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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