can we get nightvision for the apartment?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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