I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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