SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
