it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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