My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
