i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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