Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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