she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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