he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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