So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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