we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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