dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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