We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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