I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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