oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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