these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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