Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
