can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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