you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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