I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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