so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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