your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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