How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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