do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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