I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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