Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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