Welp...herpes.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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