Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Randomize
