I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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