How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
high people should be assigned attendants
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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