yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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