They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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