Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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