i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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