you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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