He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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