I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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