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(330): View more from Ohio

I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Little spoons don't ask big questions

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(613): View more from Ontario

Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(336): View more from North Carolina

For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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(917): View more from New York City

You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons

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(301): View more from Maryland

I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand

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(207): View more from Maine

I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.

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