I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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