I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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