the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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