What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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