can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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