hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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