In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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