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(828): View more from North Carolina

he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(210): View more from Texas

he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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(307): View more from Wyoming

there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends

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(850): View more from Florida

she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

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(361): View more from Texas

Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".

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(440): View more from Ohio

when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience

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