pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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