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(813): View more from Florida

there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?

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(714): View more from California

I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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(253): View more from Washington

I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml

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(732): View more from New Jersey

What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.

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